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<span style="color: #e06666;"><b><i><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;">This website need an intro page that warns</span><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;" /><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;">people about seizures</span></i></b></span> <span style="color: #e06666;"><b><i><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;">..."</span></i></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Welcome back to iNNC!UnACCEPTABLE on this second edition. Today, <br />we are going to look at </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">some exemplary horrendous websites. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now let's move on to this website that surprisingly. . . also sucks! This website</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now here's a pic of what the still awful website looks like today</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">First of all, what is up with the logo? Besides this musical instrument producing sound,<br />it has nothing to do with this business. This company needs a new identity pronto.<br />The changing images and descriptions are a good feature, but the images themselves<br />are really bad. And this merits starting a sentence with an "and," what in the love<br />of Twix bars is up with that website banner? J*** C****. I can honestly and easily say,<br />that is THE WORST website banner I have seen this year. In the end, I believe what<br />makes this website really look worse than it really is, is the color scheme.<br />If anyone involved with this site or you want to pitch a job to the owners of this business,<br />color scheme is the thing that can make this an easy fix.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We spoke earlier about intro pages. Here is a website that NEEDS an intro page<br />with a video warning. Seriously. This website need an intro page that warns<br />people about seizures, and this is not a joke. If your doctor has recommended<br />that you don't hang around flashing lights or only play video games for 30 minutes,<br />this is not the site for you. This site will receive absolutely no further critique.<br />Here is the link.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: red;"><b>WARNING!</b> </span><span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: black;"> </span><span style="background-color: black;">This website contains rapidly moving colors and may cause seizures<br />to certain people. This is no joke or fun comment. </span></span></span><span style="background-color: red;"><b style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">WARNING!</b><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></span></div>
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<br />iNNC!arthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11317353863660544206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4068359029955960325.post-24691568204317589632012-08-17T21:58:00.001-07:002012-08-17T21:59:44.117-07:00Breaking Website Fashion<img height="139" src="https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJG458oOn-bFqT8gwd_zmTJ3zQ6D-zdakxlrz34DKFLOob8HFOTw" width="200" /> <img alt="iNNC!art UnACCEPTABLE" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8307/7805978024_ef256de0d9_m.jpg" /><br />
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<i><span style="color: #e06666; font-size: large;">"..got bitch-slapped and probably doesn't even know it."</span></i><br />
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Okay, we all know there are some really good looking websites, some that look average, and then,<br />
there are some that just straight-up break the laws of website fashion.<br />
Take <b><a href="http://ltgrill.com/">ltgrill.com</a></b> for example. This website has one of the biggest faux-pas in the website world;<br />
file names popping up when hovering over images? REALLY??! That is like one of the simplest,<br />
easiest thing to do. I really hope the owner of this restaurant designed this website and charged himself,<br />
because if not, he or she, got bitch-slapped and probably doesn't even know it.<br />
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That website is so bad I'm cutting its review short and moving on to the next. ltgrill gets a 5/10.<br />
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Chino Bandido. That's right, <a href="http://chinobandido.com/">chinobandido.com</a> exists. This website just down right looks like. . .<br />
CRAP! Alright, I will give the designer credit for his menu feature--it's pretty rare.<br />
Besides that, I would change just a couple things, the entire website and whoever designed it!<br />
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Chino Bandido gets a 6/10 (without the menu design, it's an ltgrill)<br />
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I'm starting to notice my blog looks better than these websites. Not bueno, people.<br />
Moving on to better insults. . . What the fuel price is MySpace still doing taking up beautfiul,<br />
precious, usable web space?? True, the website was never all that good looking, but these days<br />
it seems like they had Justin Bieber's hair-stylist design it. It provides nothing new, nothing unique.<br />
It's just a bunch of images linking to either songs or videos. MySpace is to the web what Tom Cruise<br />
is to humans (I don't think I have to elaborate on that). Just let this poor tree fall. Will someone hear it?<br />
Most positively not. MySpace gets a 5/10.<br />
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I'm existed. .exhausted or whatever. As long as these websites still exist I'm allowed to<br />
include typos on this blog. On a side-note: how is my phone smarter than my computer?<br />
My phone auto-corrects my typing and even predicts it. The computer just underlines in red.<br />
Woohoo! NOT! Fix it!<br />
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That's it for this edition of iNN!UnACCEPTABLE. Come back next week to see what we insult next.<br />
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